Subject: re: New Message from your bank manager
On 31 May 2016, at 14:12, Alfonso Briceno wrote:
From: Alfonso Briceno <BricenoAlfonso77@best-pipe.ru>You have 1 new message from bank manager.
To read it, please open the attachment down below.
Thank you Mr Briceno.
You know, I’d completely forgotten that I banked with best-pipe! It had completely slipped my mind that the prestigious and accommodating best-pipe bank, based handily in warm and welcoming Russia, had attracted my custom. It must, you know, have got overlooked in the blizzard of correspondence that accompanies my many off-shore investments and hedge funds. Or maybe, indeed, it got overlooked in the blizzard of junk emails that I receive daily from crappy fraudulent twats such as yourself, most of which my email programme manages to intercept and quietly massacre. I get the impression, though, that now and again my email programme likes me to have a good laugh. “Hey”, it says, “you’ll like this one. You could do that
thing about, what is it, them fucking off and dying in a swamp!”. So I do.
Kind regards, grifgraf












