The halogen light on the designer’s desk was beginning to scour his eyes. Without taking his gaze from the laptop screen, he reached up to push the light away from his head. As usual, the casing of the bulb had attained a temperature normally experienced within...
Hi Lucia Thanks for signing off the covers. First query. Chackton Wigs, page 14. It’s on the page plan as a quarter page. But there’s only a half page landscape ad. And it’s still only Monday morning. Please reply in Haiku form if possible. grifgraf
Rare creatures of the Print World Every month Supercopiers (not their real name) would phone us up to see how many copies we’ve done on our super deluxe printer. Naturally this is far too boring for me to address in a sensible human manner… - - - - - - - - - - - - - -...
Please welcome - Lars Strorr, The Intrepid Swedish Journalist, with his thirst for the empirical reporting of extreme activities: “...end zer exhaust pipe here, this is very hot? ...oooooooooOOOWWWwww!”
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Unless it’s a Fugu, in which case, ha ha, painful death.
Chuckle brothers, might split. Kids outgrown, hence free to good home. £25 or may p/x Christina Aguilera. Tel 90435380 Golf shoes brown beige size 8 wooden studs steel uppers hurt feet oh used only once wrong size paid £75 went back wouldn’t swap will accept £35, see?...
See a pin, pick it up, All day long you can annoy people.
Subject: re: New Message from your bank manager
Wildlife notes: Who was it who had the brilliant idea of crossing a domestic chicken with the bird known as a dipper, to make a tasty and nutritious snack?
I saw the doctor yesterday…
Interviewer: So where do you see yourself in five years time?
What’s that I see reflected in your eyes, Daddy?
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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. If he likes fish, that is.
Give a man a fish and you’ve got rid of a fish. Why not give him that pile of newspapers while you’re at it?
“Boy, so lemme tell you what happened last night…
